(via puses)

Will pay 4 prom date. Everlasting gratitude and 1.5 cheeseburger and I’ll even let u pet my dogs

saddest69:

it a metaphor

saddest69:

it a metaphor

(via cardamomluvr)

me n my turtle boyfriend
me:  wow ur so hard
him:  that me shell

 

(via 9arbage)

oecodomic:

Fabrizio R 

oecodomic:

Fabrizio R 

(Source: tapist, via sphvx)

(Source: jajaneenee, via heliolisk)

help everything is squares

boy-fruit:

Lmao

boy-fruit:

Lmao

(via plaingurl)

Happy national dress like a two year old day

Happy national dress like a two year old day

calumpayne:

bitch be grateful

calumpayne:

bitch be grateful

(via asiuns)